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[umbrawolf]

They will just assume that you have a healthy sex life. Nothing wrong with that.

[luckury]

They'll assume I'm some kind of sexual deviant. Most people don't think like you.

[umbrawolf]

Then you should just save yourself the trouble and not throw the box away.

[luckury]

No way in hell! What if my dad or little brother came over and found this? Absolutely not!

[umbrawolf]

Uhh....put it in your underwear drawer? Isn't that where everyone puts their toys?

[luckury]

Or instead of letting junk take up space in my apartment, I could just throw it out. Which I did! Problem solved.

[ All this time she still hasn't leaned back into view. ]

[umbrawolf]

It wasn't that much! Also, maybe don't always be buying clothes then maybe you will have space! And this is a lame ass video call. I've seen more of the surroundings than you.

[luckury]

Uh-uh. I'd much rather have my clothing than your sex toys.

[ Her hand appears on screen just long enough to grab her phone and flip it over so he's got no view at all.

Petty. ]

I never said you would see me in this call.

[umbrawolf]

[very petty and she definitely can't see his pout]

Stop denying me your beautiful face!

[luckury]

You don't get to make demands like that when you're sending me things intended to annoy me.

[umbrawolf]

I was trying to give you more experience in things involving the bedroom.

[luckury]

When did I ever say I wanted something like that?

[umbrawolf]

I just figure it was something you needed help in.

[luckury]

I don't.

[ She probably does, but she doesn't want it. ]

[umbrawolf]

Liar.

[luckury]

Who says I'm lying? I'm not interested in things like that, so why would I need help?

[umbrawolf]

Whatever you say.

So, what do you want from me?

[luckury]

All I want is for you to answer a few questions honestly.

[ Is she going to ask personal questions? Is this about to get deep?

Maybe, but not the way he might expect. ]

[umbrawolf]

Questions?

[he looks and sounds so unsure about this]

What kind of questions?

[luckury]

Nothing that personal as far as I know.

[umbrawolf]

That doesn't mean not personal at all.

[luckury]

It's related to the afterlife...

[umbrawolf]

...what about the afterlife?

[luckury]

I want to know more... I want to hear from someone who has more first hand knowledge what it's like for people after they die.

[umbrawolf]

Why do you want to know?