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[umbrawolf]

You're throwing it out, aren't you?

[he could always buy another honestly]

[luckury]

Mm-hm.

[ What a waste of money. After a moment the box is being dumbed in a large trashcan, and she's lifting her phone up and putting it on the nearest countertop. ]

[umbrawolf]

[what is he looking at now? her ceiling?]

Wow! What a lovely ceiling you have.

[luckury]

[ It's a very clean looking ceiling at least. ]

Enjoy the only view you're getting.

[ She's moving around right now, but it's impossible to tell what she's doing, because she's definitely not in focus. ]

[umbrawolf]

[he would hope so or else there would be questions]

What are you doing?

[he hears the movements and it's not easy to try and figure out what's going on]

[luckury]

[ It takes her a few seconds to reply. ]

Making sure if anyone roots through my trash that they don't find these.

[ Can't afford to have people think weird things about her. ]

[umbrawolf]

They will just assume that you have a healthy sex life. Nothing wrong with that.

[luckury]

They'll assume I'm some kind of sexual deviant. Most people don't think like you.

[umbrawolf]

Then you should just save yourself the trouble and not throw the box away.

[luckury]

No way in hell! What if my dad or little brother came over and found this? Absolutely not!

[umbrawolf]

Uhh....put it in your underwear drawer? Isn't that where everyone puts their toys?

[luckury]

Or instead of letting junk take up space in my apartment, I could just throw it out. Which I did! Problem solved.

[ All this time she still hasn't leaned back into view. ]

[umbrawolf]

It wasn't that much! Also, maybe don't always be buying clothes then maybe you will have space! And this is a lame ass video call. I've seen more of the surroundings than you.

[luckury]

Uh-uh. I'd much rather have my clothing than your sex toys.

[ Her hand appears on screen just long enough to grab her phone and flip it over so he's got no view at all.

Petty. ]

I never said you would see me in this call.

[umbrawolf]

[very petty and she definitely can't see his pout]

Stop denying me your beautiful face!

[luckury]

You don't get to make demands like that when you're sending me things intended to annoy me.

[umbrawolf]

I was trying to give you more experience in things involving the bedroom.

[luckury]

When did I ever say I wanted something like that?

[umbrawolf]

I just figure it was something you needed help in.

[luckury]

I don't.

[ She probably does, but she doesn't want it. ]

[umbrawolf]

Liar.

[luckury]

Who says I'm lying? I'm not interested in things like that, so why would I need help?

[umbrawolf]

Whatever you say.

So, what do you want from me?

[luckury]

All I want is for you to answer a few questions honestly.

[ Is she going to ask personal questions? Is this about to get deep?

Maybe, but not the way he might expect. ]

[umbrawolf]

Questions?

[he looks and sounds so unsure about this]

What kind of questions?