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Then you better start looking for someone who actually wants to have kids with you.

[ Aaaand she's pulling out--

.... ? What is that? What is this thing she's holding? ]

Huh?

I can't just choose anyone. This is my heir we're talking about.

[he's trying to remember what was in the starter kit and minseo is clearly not helping with the way she's holding the item]

I'm going to have to teach how to hold a dick properly. You're holding that vibrating dildo all wrong.

[ She can't even keep giving him a hard time about that heir business, because the minute she realizes what she's holding she screams and flings it across the room. ]

You said it wasn't going to be a dildo!

[he hopes that didn't break because damn girl, that was a higher end dildo with some good reviews]

And you believed me?

[ It's going into the trash anyway! ]

Ugh! I won't make that mistake again!

[ She's standing up and pushing the box away from her with her foot. ]

[but all the fun times she can be having a night]

You're the one who said you were going to throw the box out without opening. This is all on you.

[excuse. there is some good stuff in there]

[ Nights are for crying herself to sleep! Nothing else! ]

I should have.

[ She's slowly making her way across the room to her open kitchen to grab a kitchen towel. ]

But a deal is a deal, and you better not even think about going back on it now that I kept up my side of it.

[ Walking back to that dildo she flung across the room to pick it up with the towel. No direct contact. ]

[this is why the toys are important]

Why are you even picking that up with a towel like it's dirty? You know that's brand new, right?

[deal? what deal?]

[ No... ]

It's dirty because of what it is.

[ There are different kinds of filth.

AND DON'T EVEN TRY IT, SKOLL. SHE HAS IT IN WRITING... text writing, but still.

She's walking back over to the box and dropping it in, and letting the towel fall in too. ]

Really, little human? Really?

[there is so much judging]

One of these days you're gonna find yourself using one of those.

I can guarantee I won't.

[ In part, because right now she's picking up the box, the phone is currently smushed up against the side of it, so the view isn't that interesting, but the sound of her walking is pretty clear. ]

You're throwing it out, aren't you?

[he could always buy another honestly]

Mm-hm.

[ What a waste of money. After a moment the box is being dumbed in a large trashcan, and she's lifting her phone up and putting it on the nearest countertop. ]

[what is he looking at now? her ceiling?]

Wow! What a lovely ceiling you have.

[ It's a very clean looking ceiling at least. ]

Enjoy the only view you're getting.

[ She's moving around right now, but it's impossible to tell what she's doing, because she's definitely not in focus. ]

[he would hope so or else there would be questions]

What are you doing?

[he hears the movements and it's not easy to try and figure out what's going on]

[ It takes her a few seconds to reply. ]

Making sure if anyone roots through my trash that they don't find these.

[ Can't afford to have people think weird things about her. ]

They will just assume that you have a healthy sex life. Nothing wrong with that.

They'll assume I'm some kind of sexual deviant. Most people don't think like you.

Then you should just save yourself the trouble and not throw the box away.

No way in hell! What if my dad or little brother came over and found this? Absolutely not!

Uhh....put it in your underwear drawer? Isn't that where everyone puts their toys?

Or instead of letting junk take up space in my apartment, I could just throw it out. Which I did! Problem solved.

[ All this time she still hasn't leaned back into view. ]

It wasn't that much! Also, maybe don't always be buying clothes then maybe you will have space! And this is a lame ass video call. I've seen more of the surroundings than you.

Uh-uh. I'd much rather have my clothing than your sex toys.

[ Her hand appears on screen just long enough to grab her phone and flip it over so he's got no view at all.

Petty. ]

I never said you would see me in this call.

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