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[luckury]

[ And the video pops up to show... the box!

The little sneak has the camera facing away from her. He didn't specify. ]

Just so you know, if this box has something in it that pisses me off? I'm going to destroy you with or without the deal being carried out.

[ What a greeting. She drums her fingers on the box for a few seconds, stalling, because she has some vague idea what it might be, and doesn't really want to see. ]

[umbrawolf]

[disappointed but not surprised.

what a sneaky human]

That is if you know how to destroy me. So, you gonna open it?

[luckury]

[ A small sigh from her as she starts to pick at the edge of the tape. ]

I'll figure out a way.

[ Finally peeling up enough to grab onto it and riiiiiip it off the top of the box. ]

[umbrawolf]

[if she can only see the smile on his face as she rips the tape off]

At least give me an heir before you kill me.

[luckury]

Don't be gross.

[ Too late though, she's pulling back the top of the box now and holding her phone close as she reaches inside. ]

[umbrawolf]

It is a legit concern. I need someone to take my place.

[oh! oh! it's getting to the good part]

[luckury]

Then you better start looking for someone who actually wants to have kids with you.

[ Aaaand she's pulling out--

.... ? What is that? What is this thing she's holding? ]

Huh?

[umbrawolf]

I can't just choose anyone. This is my heir we're talking about.

[he's trying to remember what was in the starter kit and minseo is clearly not helping with the way she's holding the item]

I'm going to have to teach how to hold a dick properly. You're holding that vibrating dildo all wrong.

[luckury]

[ She can't even keep giving him a hard time about that heir business, because the minute she realizes what she's holding she screams and flings it across the room. ]

You said it wasn't going to be a dildo!

[umbrawolf]

[he hopes that didn't break because damn girl, that was a higher end dildo with some good reviews]

And you believed me?

[luckury]

[ It's going into the trash anyway! ]

Ugh! I won't make that mistake again!

[ She's standing up and pushing the box away from her with her foot. ]

[umbrawolf]

[but all the fun times she can be having a night]

You're the one who said you were going to throw the box out without opening. This is all on you.

[excuse. there is some good stuff in there]

[luckury]

[ Nights are for crying herself to sleep! Nothing else! ]

I should have.

[ She's slowly making her way across the room to her open kitchen to grab a kitchen towel. ]

But a deal is a deal, and you better not even think about going back on it now that I kept up my side of it.

[ Walking back to that dildo she flung across the room to pick it up with the towel. No direct contact. ]

[umbrawolf]

[this is why the toys are important]

Why are you even picking that up with a towel like it's dirty? You know that's brand new, right?

[deal? what deal?]

[luckury]

[ No... ]

It's dirty because of what it is.

[ There are different kinds of filth.

AND DON'T EVEN TRY IT, SKOLL. SHE HAS IT IN WRITING... text writing, but still.

She's walking back over to the box and dropping it in, and letting the towel fall in too. ]

[umbrawolf]

Really, little human? Really?

[there is so much judging]

One of these days you're gonna find yourself using one of those.

[luckury]

I can guarantee I won't.

[ In part, because right now she's picking up the box, the phone is currently smushed up against the side of it, so the view isn't that interesting, but the sound of her walking is pretty clear. ]

[umbrawolf]

You're throwing it out, aren't you?

[he could always buy another honestly]

[luckury]

Mm-hm.

[ What a waste of money. After a moment the box is being dumbed in a large trashcan, and she's lifting her phone up and putting it on the nearest countertop. ]

[umbrawolf]

[what is he looking at now? her ceiling?]

Wow! What a lovely ceiling you have.

[luckury]

[ It's a very clean looking ceiling at least. ]

Enjoy the only view you're getting.

[ She's moving around right now, but it's impossible to tell what she's doing, because she's definitely not in focus. ]

[umbrawolf]

[he would hope so or else there would be questions]

What are you doing?

[he hears the movements and it's not easy to try and figure out what's going on]

[luckury]

[ It takes her a few seconds to reply. ]

Making sure if anyone roots through my trash that they don't find these.

[ Can't afford to have people think weird things about her. ]

[umbrawolf]

They will just assume that you have a healthy sex life. Nothing wrong with that.

[luckury]

They'll assume I'm some kind of sexual deviant. Most people don't think like you.